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校園幽默四則(英漢對照)
         1   Two  Birds

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
  Teacher: Please tell us.
  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  兩只鳥

  老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
  學(xué)生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
  老師:請說說看。
  學(xué)生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

  2   The Fish Net

  "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
  "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

  魚網(wǎng)

  “你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎,安?” 老師發(fā)問道。
  “把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。”小女孩回答道。

  3  The New Teacher

  George comes from school on the first of September.
  "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
  "I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

  新老師
  
  9月1日, 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
  “喬治,你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。
  “媽媽,我不喜歡,因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”
  
         4   A  physics  Examination

  Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick"s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

  一次物理考試

  在一次物理考試時,當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時,尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是:為什么在打雷時,我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲? 尼克的回答是:因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤蟆?/font>
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