離婚是為你老婆下一任的老公提供保障。（怪不得時下流行娶離婚富婆。）
Divorce provides security for your wife’s next husband.
他老婆提出離婚，并要求得到結婚蛋糕的監(jiān)護權。（結婚蛋糕尸骨未寒就離婚，未免太快了點。）
His wife sued for divorce and asked for custody of the wedding cake..
他們說她嫁給他是因為他爹留給他一大筆遺產(chǎn)。這是一派胡言。她是鐵定嫁給他了，才不管那一大筆遺產(chǎn)是誰留給他的呢。（有奶便是娘。有錢便是爹。）
They say she married him because his father left him a fortune. That’s a lie. She would have married him no matter who left him a fortune.
在好萊塢，友誼不會天長地久，通常都以婚姻而告終。（可能最后又都以離婚而告終！）
In Hollywood, friendships don’t last. They usually end up in marriage.
我只不過想找個英俊和善解人意的好老公。我覺得這樣要求一位百萬富翁不算過分吧？（這不成了潘驢鄧小閑了么？）
All I want is a husband who’s good looking, kind, and sensitive. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for a millionaire.
婚姻是唯一你和敵人同床共寢的戰(zhàn)爭。（床頭打架床尾和。）
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
結婚前，我一直是自己的死對頭。（結婚后，配偶就是死對頭。）
Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.
男人省錢的一個辦法，就是和他的第二任老婆先結婚。（帶著你的嫁妝，連著你的妹妹，趕著那馬車來?。?
One way for a man to save money is to marry his second wife first.
數(shù)據(jù)表明，婚姻可以防止自殺。沒錯。數(shù)據(jù)同樣表明：自殺可以防止婚姻。（寧死不屈，好樣的！）
Statistics prove that marriage is a preventive of suicide. Yes. And statistics also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage.
玩世不恭者：認為訂婚是走向離婚的第一步。（這可是萬里長征的第一步?。。?
Cynic: A man who regards getting engaged as a first step towards a divorce.
結婚是離婚的主要原因。（離婚也成了許多結婚的理由呢?。?
Marriage is the main cause of divorce.
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