-- 摘錄：墨菲法則 一
If anything can go wrong, it will。
如果事情還能更糟的話，它會的。
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong。
在現(xiàn)實生活中，沒有什么事情是永遠正確的。所以，如果每件事都在朝好的方向發(fā)展……一定出問題了。
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious。
愚蠢是不可避免的，因為愚蠢太富有創(chuàng)造力了。
Nothing is as easy as it looks
沒什么事情像看上去一樣簡單。
Everything takes longer than you think
每件事總比你估計的要多花點時間
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
每當(dāng)你準(zhǔn)備做什么的時候，總有些別的事你得先做了。
Every solution breeds new problems
每個解決辦法都會衍生出新的問題。
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance
文件的可讀性和它的重要性是成反比的。
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
面包往下掉的時候，抹了白脫一面沖下的概率和地毯的價值成正比。
You will always find something in the last place you look
東西總是在你最后去找的地方被發(fā)現(xiàn)。
-- 摘錄：墨菲法則 二
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
聽之任之的話，事情一般不會向好的方向發(fā)展。
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original
在你丟了東西到處找不到并買了新的后，你就會找回原來丟了的那樣。
The other line always moves faster
你旁邊的車道總是比你這條走得快些。
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly
每次演示給修理工看電器如何不正常運作時，它都干得挺好。
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
建立一個連傻瓜都會用的系統(tǒng)的話，一般只有傻瓜才會去用。
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
每個人都有套沒法運作的致富計劃。
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there
在任何等級制度中，每個獨立個體都會遷升到力所不能及的職務(wù)，然后就呆在那兒了。
The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
the worse you know when this will happen
你越清楚厄運的危害，你越不知道它什么時候降臨。
Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
你最好的分數(shù)一定是你一個人玩的時候得到的。
He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger
都是那些讓你憤怒的人控制你，所以你沒法控制你的憤怒。
No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string
不管你怎么努力，你不能推一根繩子。
-- 摘錄：墨菲法則 三
Murphy's Law Current Revision
Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong!
You just haven't been notified
墨菲法則現(xiàn)代版：
如果事情還能更糟的話，它已經(jīng)有那么糟了，只是你沒發(fā)覺罷了。
all good things come to those who wait...
but , don't wait too long or they will pass you by...
like 2 ships that pass in the night...
never again to return that same exact site
好事情總是為等待它們的人來臨，但是，不要等太久，它們會擦肩而過，就像兩艘夜航的船，再也回不到本可以相逢的那個剎那。
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts
沒有任何限度的接受可以改變現(xiàn)實。
Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower
如果美貌是膚淺的話，時髦連汗毛都沒沾上。
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite
一個沒有價值觀和做人標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的人是不可能
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else
不管是西瓜還是芝麻，沒撿到前別把手里的扔了。
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again
規(guī)則不容易掌握，一旦掌握了，規(guī)則又變了。
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true
樂觀主義者聲稱相比前生和來世，我們生活的世界是最好的，悲觀主義者就怕這是真的。
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it
你總能找出一個更便捷的方法，在你已經(jīng)做完這件事以后。
The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
風(fēng)永遠不順著你的發(fā)型吹。
Window polishing: It's always on the other side
擦窗法則：不干凈的老是在另一面。
-- 摘錄：墨菲法則 四
Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention
沒有得妄想癥的人普遍注意力不集中。
Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later
每次剪了指甲后沒多久，就有用得著它們的地方。
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself
對一個不需要自己來做的人來說，沒有什么是不可能的。
Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place
概率，也只有概率，是用來解釋為什么不大可能發(fā)生的災(zāi)難發(fā)生了。
Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four
錯錯不會得對。一般要錯上個三四次才行。
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you
如果真相對你有利，沒人會信你。
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
天才和愚蠢的區(qū)別是天才有它的局限性。
Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes
不做決定的人是不會犯錯的。
Murphy's Metalaw
Knowing Murphy's Law will never help
墨菲星際法則：知道墨菲法則不會帶來任何幫助。
Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
那些誰碰上都倒霉的事兒老是在你身上應(yīng)驗。
The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
排在你前面的人總是有最復(fù)雜的手續(xù)要辦。
-- 摘錄：墨菲愛情法則 一
A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken
一個好女人或者好男人就像泊車位一樣，好的都給占了。
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero
智慧和相貌以及可行性的乘積是個常量，而這個常量總是為零。
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position
錢不能買到愛情，但毫無疑問它的份量可以影響杠桿的平衡。
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
性愛只需要最短的時間就能帶來最多的麻煩。
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again
不管你曾經(jīng)擁有了多少次，如果還有的話，接受吧，因為每次都是不同的。
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
如果令你難以置信的話，你最好還是別信。
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
當(dāng)一個男人的妻子學(xué)會去理解她丈夫的時候，她一般不再聽他怎么說了。
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
某個男人最吸引某個女人的品質(zhì)也就是多年后那個女人所不能容忍的。
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either
性愛是遺傳的。如果你父母從來沒有過，那你也不會有的。
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
在花園里造成麻煩的不是樹上的蘋果，而是那雙在地上的腳。
-- 摘錄：墨菲愛情法則 二
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
在發(fā)現(xiàn)你的英俊王子之前，你已經(jīng)吻過了無數(shù)只青蛙。
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it
有些東西可能比性愛好，有些東西可能比性愛差，但沒有一樣?xùn)|西是像性愛那樣的。
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天計劃上的話，我們或許已經(jīng)在月球上練攤兒了。
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics
愛是化學(xué)反應(yīng)，性是物理反應(yīng)。
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
愛過了，失去了，好過愛也沒愛過。
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
女人永遠不會忘了那個她曾經(jīng)可以擁有的男人；男人永遠不會忘了那個他沒可能擁有的女人。
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
匆匆一瞥好過目中無人。
Don't do it if you can't keep it up
不能繼續(xù)下去的話，最好還是別做。
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
愛，是一種錯覺，讓你認為某個女人不同于另一個。
If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.
There will always be someone who will want to put it back together
如果你的心碎了，把碎片收拾起來。這世上總會有人想要把它補好。
-- 摘錄：墨菲愛情法則 三
Love and high-school must NEVER go together
愛和高中永遠也走不到一起。
Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed
如果一個女人表現(xiàn)出因為你長得太性感以至于控制不住把你往床上拽得話，別信她。
The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time
打開女人心的鑰匙是在一個意想不到的時間送上份意想不到的禮物。
The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women
有兩件事沒一個男人能搞明白: 女人，和是什么讓所有男人在女人面前變得絕對愚蠢。
The man shalt not win the argument he started
The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start
If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
男人挑起的爭論，他贏不了。不是他挑起的，他也贏不了。如果他贏了，那只有他這么認為。
Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery
在墜入愛河之前請備份，有助于傷后恢復(fù)。
Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions
愛有了所有的答案。只是后來，性又帶來些有意思的問題。
Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
期待占據(jù)了快樂的98％。
Marriage is the greatest leveler
婚姻是最偉大的平均主義者。
If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one
如果你準(zhǔn)備結(jié)束腳踩兩只船的狀況，基本上你抽回了那只不該抽的腳。
-- 摘錄：墨菲愛情法則 四
If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end
如果今天看上去完美的話，明天將是終結(jié)。
Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors
別在你的后花園做愛。愛是盲目的，你的鄰居不是。
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
愛是盲目的，婚姻就是撐起眼皮的小棍兒。
Your best friend stop being your best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her
在一個美女走過來而你和你最要好的朋友都被她迷住的一剎那，你最要好的朋友不是你最要好的朋友了。
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along
女人像游艇：需要定期的維護和關(guān)注，而且花費很高。
男人像公共汽車：下一班遲早會來。
Romance is when common sense flies out of the window
浪漫就是常識從窗口飛出去了。
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed
眼里的美貌與肚子里的佳釀成正比。
Any "Why" question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical
任何‘為什么’的問題都沒有答案，如果有的話，答案也不合乎邏輯。
If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it
如果你愛一個人，讓他走。如果他沒回來，他不值得你去愛。
To get your significant other you need: Time. Money and Energy.
The sum of the three is constant.
If you are short of one of them, you need quite a lot of the remaining two.
If you are short of two of them, you need tremendous amount of the remaining one.
If you are short of all the three, no hope.
Otherwise the result is always success.
想要得到你的另一半，你需要：時間，金錢和精力。
三者的總和是常量。
如果缺其中一樣，另外兩樣的投入相應(yīng)增加。
如果缺其中兩樣，剩下的那樣需要巨大的投入。
如果三樣都缺，沒希望。
除了這些情況，結(jié)局都是成功的.
-- 摘錄：墨菲愛情法則 五
You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done
你不是花錢買樂子，你只是在完事后付錢讓他/她離開。
Beaches law:
If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it
沙灘法則：如果你認為一個女孩漂亮的話，她的男朋友總會在那兒證實你的觀點。
Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it
婚姻關(guān)系就像一只狗和一根骨頭，他/她可能碰都不碰那骨頭，只是不允許其他狗靠近。
The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine
愛和感冒的區(qū)別在于感冒是有藥可治的。
Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified
被告知某人不愿和你約會是因為你是個難得的好朋友，就像被告知你得不到這份工作是因為你資歷太高了一樣。
You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall
你不是墜入愛河，你是掉在坑里?？拥纳疃群湍銓Φ暨M去的健忘程度成正比。
-- 摘錄：墨菲科技法則 一
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
邏輯就是一個讓人充滿信心的，系統(tǒng)的得出錯誤結(jié)論的方法。
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing
專家就是那些在越來越狹窄的領(lǐng)域里知道得越來越多的人。照此推下去，總有一天他們會在空無的領(lǐng)域里知道一切。
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
告訴一個人宇宙有三千億顆星星他會相信的。告訴他椅子剛漆過他非用手摸一下以確證。
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget
沒什么東西可以按計劃或預(yù)算內(nèi)完成的。
The first myth of management is that it exists
管理神話第一篇：管理的存在。
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection
失敗總在通過了最后的檢驗后出現(xiàn)。
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer
人總會犯錯，但要把事情搞砸還需要一部電腦。
We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything
我們對任何事情所知的還不到百分之一的百萬分之一。
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
任何充分絕對完全先進的技術(shù)和魔法沒什么區(qū)別。
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make
一臺電腦在二十秒里犯的錯誤相當(dāng)于二十個人在二十年里犯的錯誤的總和。
-- 摘錄：墨菲科技法則 二
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work
沒什么比看到老板老老實實的干一天活更能激勵員工的了。
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book
一些人喜歡按圖索驥，甚至有時他們都不知道是誰畫的圖，或甚至于是什么圖。
To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most
如何甄別專家？那個認為該項目需要最長時間并需耗費最多資金的家伙就是。
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable
電腦靠不住，人更靠不住?？咳司S護的所有系統(tǒng)當(dāng)然也靠不住。
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious
如果你沒法理解一件事，說明這件事在直覺上是顯而易見的。
In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:
不管任何建筑設(shè)計，大樣圖是不會在周五下午四點半以后校正合成的。周一早上八點十五分以前它會自動校正合成。
The only perfect science is hind-sight
僅有的完美的科學(xué)就是馬后炮。
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist
對于今天來說，如果不存在電腦里的，那就是不存在的。
When all else fails, read the instructions
怎么也搞不定的話，看一看操作說明吧。
Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner
工具總是掉在那些不容易撿的角落里。
-- 摘錄：墨菲科技法則 三
Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way
任何簡單的理論均會給予最復(fù)雜的文字表述。
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail
一項任務(wù)在完成前會由于一個微小的先前曾經(jīng)是微不足道的細節(jié)而中斷。
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches
離截止日期越近，為達到目標(biāo)而需完成的工作越來越多。
Don't fix something that ain't broke, 'cause you'll break it and you still can't fix it
別修理那些還沒停工的家伙，不然的話你會把它整停工了而且還修不好。
If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed
如果你還沒徹底糊涂的話，說明你還沒獲取足夠的信息。
Never trust modern technology. Trust it only when it is old technology
千萬別信最新科技。得等它有點歲數(shù)了。
The most ominous phrase in science: "_Uh_-oh . . ."
最不吉利的科技短語就是，‘啊呀。。。’
It is simple to make something complex, and complex to make it simple
把事情搞復(fù)雜簡單，把事情搞簡單復(fù)雜。
A man with one watch is certain about time. A man with two watches isn't
一個人有一只表的時候他可以確定時間。如果有兩只的話就難辦了。
The more knowledge you gained, the less certain you are of it
知道的越多越吃不準(zhǔn)。
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