聊天英語~值得看
1. Don’t want to sleep in this long night, you too?
長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著覺，原來晶晶姑娘你也睡不著??！
2. This is my first time here, would you please chat with me?
這是我第一次來這個聊天室，可以和你聊聊嗎？
3. May I join the chatting? I’m easy to please.
我可不可以參加進來聊天？我很容易相處。
4. Sorry to bother you. I just want to chat with you.
很抱歉打擾你，我只是想跟你聊一聊.
5. Your name is very special. I guess you must be unique.
你的名字很特別，有趣，你一定是位特別（注：不用“美麗”字樣）的姑娘。
第三法 俺們那疙瘩都是東北人
1. Where are you come from?
你來自哪里？
2. Which city are you living in?
你現(xiàn)在住在那個城市？
3. I am in Beijing, and you?
我在北京，你呢？
4. Where is your hometown?
你的家鄉(xiāng)是哪呀？
5. Great! We are come form same city! In Chinese, when townee see townee, Tears form two eyes. haha~~~
~~~~~~~~ 太好了！我們是老鄉(xiāng)??！用中國話來說“老鄉(xiāng)見老鄉(xiāng)，兩眼淚汪汪”，哈哈。
第四法 我是博士--“茶博士”也
1. Will you please tell me more about your university and major?
談?wù)勀惝厴I(yè)的學(xué)校和專業(yè)怎么樣？
2. You are study for Bachelor or Master degree?
你在學(xué)習(xí)本科學(xué)歷還是碩士學(xué)歷？
3. Did you hear that "Bachelor is as much as dogs, Master is all of the street".
你聽說過一句話：“本科多如狗，碩士滿街走”嗎？
4. It’s only kidding. I am a Doctor.
這只是一句玩笑，別介意。我是一位博士生。
5. In fact I am only Tea Doctor. Haha~
~~~~~~~ 實際上我只是一個“茶博士”。哈哈
第五法 “輕舞飛揚”：干啥的
1. I am 23.You must be younger than me!
我23歲了，你一定比我小吧。
2. May I know your vocation?
你的職業(yè)是什么？
3. It's a white-collar job. I think you've good future.
這是白領(lǐng)工作，你一定會很有前途。
4. I am a salesman in a company, work like a cow. Make much milk for company just eat little grass.
我是一名公司銷售員，像牛一樣"光擠奶、不吃草"。
5. What has kept you so busy lately.
最近在忙什么呢？
第六法 給點兒專業(yè)精神好不好
1. I can't express myself well in English.
我不能用英語很好的表達自己。
2. I have forgotten everything I learned.
學(xué)過的東西我全忘了。（現(xiàn)在完成時標(biāo)準(zhǔn)句）
3. I can't hold on without somebody's assistance.
沒有人幫忙，我就堅持不住了。
4. I am working on it. Someday, it'll be a piece of cake.
我正在致力于它,有一天它會是小菜一碟。
5. I try to improve my English by chatting online.
我正通過網(wǎng)上聊天來提高我的英語。
第七法 無厘頭英語：不要再猶豫了
1. I found an interesting and useful way to study English that is "Wulitou(無厘頭)English".
我發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個即有趣又有用的方法來學(xué)習(xí)英語，那就是"無厘頭英語"。
2. It makes study English like a game by use Wulitou(無厘頭) sprite.
它用無厘頭精神使學(xué)習(xí)英語變的象游戲輕松有趣。
3. The founders are fans of "Dahuaxiyou《大話西游》"including Foreign teacher、Journalist. They enjoy a common name "zhoubenchi(周奔馳)".
無厘頭英語的創(chuàng)立者是一群《大話西游》迷，包括記者、外教，他們共同享有一個名字"周奔馳"。
4. That is true. If you like you can download it from www.sina.com.
這是真的，如果你愿意你可以www.sina.com下載。
5. If you English is perfect, it is unnecessary for you to download it.
如果你的英語很好，那就沒必要了。
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第八法 哈哈，覺不覺得好玩啊
1. Then, let's change a light topic?
讓我們換換口味來一個輕松的話題。
2. Do you know how to say "癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉" by English?
你知道"癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉"怎么說嗎？
3. It's not "toad wants to eat swan", it is "angels fly out of your arse".
不是"toad wants to eat swan"而是"angels fly out of your arse"。
4. That means "屁股（arse）里飛出天使(angels)來" if translate it directly. It's interesting, isn't it?
如果直譯成中文是"屁股（arse）里飛出天使(angels)來"的意思。很有意思，對嗎？
5. Don't be so sensitive. I was kidding.
別這么愛過敏，開個玩笑么。
第九法 幫主，品味太差吧
1. What do you do when you are free?
不忙的時候你做些什么？
2. What's you favorite sport?
你喜歡哪項運動
3. What's your favorite movie/movie star.
你最喜歡的電影/電影明星是什么？
4. What's your hobby?
你的喜好是什么？
5. I'm mad/crazy about Wulitou English.
我太喜歡無厘頭英語了。
英語聊天室“實戰(zhàn)”手冊--“泡妞”十八法(下)
第十法 愛一個人需要理由嗎？
1. Would you mind I ask a private question: Are you single?
介意我問一個私人問題嗎？你是單身嗎？
2. Do you have "flower protection"，because you are flower in my mind.
你有護花使者了嗎？ 因為在我心目中你就象花一樣。
3. What kind of man do you like? Such as Xietingfeng or Liudehua or someone else.
你喜歡哪種男人？比如謝霆鋒、劉德華還是別人？
4. I love this sentence which from 《Titanic》：You jump, I jump.
我喜歡電影《泰坦尼克》上的一句精彩對白：你跳我也跳。
5. Another sentence is from "Daneimitan 007"(大內(nèi)密探007): Do you hungry, should I make noodle for you?
另一句我喜歡的電影對白是《大內(nèi)密探007》里的： 肚子餓不餓，要不要我給你煮碗面吃？
第十一法 對你的敬仰猶如滔滔江水
1. I think you are not as pretty as Zhangmanyu.
我感覺你長得不如張曼玉漂亮。
2. But you must be better than Zhangziyi.
但至少不比張子怡差。
3. It's sweet of you.
你真好。
4．You are such a smart girl.
你可真是個伶牙俐齒（聰明）的姑娘。
5．You are the best girl I'v meet here.
你是我在網(wǎng)上遇到的最好的女孩。
第十二法 我KAO，I 服了YOU
肯定（搞對）
certainly/sure/of course.當(dāng)然。
Great. 太好了。
All right.好吧。
I agree with you.我同意。
否定
No. 不
I don't think so.我不那樣認為。
I disagree. 我不同意。
憤怒
How dare you……你怎么敢……
疑問：
Really? 真的嗎？
驚嘆
God./my god.天哪！
I can hardly believe my eyes! 我簡直不敢相信我的眼睛了。
謙虛
It's my pleasure. 不必客氣、
Just so so. 小意思
隨意
Whatever you say. 隨便。
You're the boss. 你是老板/一切聽你的。
第十三法 需要嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？
1. I didn't catch what you said. 我沒有聽懂你剛才說的話。
2. Do you understand this sentence? 你是否明白這個句子？
3. Do you agree with me? 你是否同意我的想法？
4. I think exactly the same way. 我也這么想。
5. Anyway, believe that. I am seriously. 不管怎樣，請相信我，我是認真的。
第十四法 如果給我一個再來一次的機會
1. Excuse me. I am not available now. I will chat with you when I am free.
對不起，我現(xiàn)在很忙，有時間再和你聊.
2. Sorry. I am chatting with my friend. I will chat with you when I am free.
抱歉，我的朋友在和我聊，有空了我再去找你
3. Sorry. I sent wrong message to you. Let's forgive and forget it.
對不起，我發(fā)錯了信息。別介意。
4. I apologize about I am so low. You know my English is poor.
抱歉，我的速度比較慢，因為我的英語很差。
5. Will you excuse me for a while? It is about 5 minutes.
對不起，我要暫時離開一下，大約是5分鐘時間。
第十五法 留下點回憶行不行？
1. How can I get in touch with you?
我怎么和你聯(lián)系？
2. Would you please leave me your Telephone number/Email address?
可以告訴我你的電話/信箱嗎？
3. Why don't we have a further conversation by telephone/Email?
我們?yōu)槭裁床煌ㄟ^電話/EMAIL進行更深一步的交流呢？
4. Would you mind show me your pictures?
是否可以讓我看看你照片？
5．I will send my photo to you first.
我將先把我的照片發(fā)給你。
第十六法 你聽不見，我才嘟給你聽的啊
1. I want to hear your voice, could you make my dream comes true.
我特別想聽聽你的聲音，你能滿足我這個小小的心愿嗎?
2. I call you or you call me first? My telephone number is XXXXXXX
我給你打過去還是你給我打過來?，我的電話號碼是：XXXXXXXX
3. Hello. May I speak to Ms. English?
你好，我可以和English小姐講話嗎？
4. You pronunciation is quite good. Glad to hear from you.
你的英語發(fā)音很純正，聽到你的聲音我很高興。
5. Excuse me. I have to finish this call because of my poor speaking English. Let's go back our online chatting.
抱歉，我不得不掛電話了，因為我的英語口語還不是很好，我們繼續(xù)選擇網(wǎng)上聊吧。
第十七法 從今天開始，我會一直陪著你
1. Should we make a English study plan together?
不知你是否同意，我想和你制定一個學(xué)習(xí)英語的計劃。
2. Let's study together. Make progress side by side.
讓我們一起學(xué)習(xí)英語，互相激勵，共同前進。
3. In order to practice English frequently, I will sent you E-mail daily.
為了調(diào)動運用英語的積極性，我將每天都給你用英文寫個郵件。
4．Let's study English together form today. Drop me a line everyday!
從今天開始，我會一直陪著你學(xué)習(xí)英語，每天通信吧。
5. It's a hard job, but I hope he can make it.
這不是件容易的差事，但我希望他能做到。
第十八法 俺輕輕地走啦，不帶走一片云彩
1． You must be tired, I assume.
我猜你一定是累了。
2． It's almost eleven o'clock.
快十一點了。
3． I really must be going now.
我必須得走了。
4． I'll miss our pleasant talks when you leave.
你走后我會懷念這次愉快的談話。
5． Good night, sleep well.
晚安，睡個好覺。
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