【趣味英語】 36句愛情俏皮箴言
佳中整理
收集了一些funny love quotes，有些很搞笑（funny），但有些也
很有哲理（philosophic）。閑時讀讀，換換情緒，咧嘴一笑。語錄采
用比擬、比喻、對比、排比等修辭手法，細研之，趣味盎然。
36 Funny Love Quotes
01. Love at first sight is possible, but it pays totake a second look.
看一眼愛上一個人是可能的，不過還得仔細看上第二眼。
02. Love can never give too much, but those of us wholove can give in too much
愛情不會給予太多，但陷入愛河的人會付出太多太多。
03. Love never dies a natural death. Itdies because we don’t know how to replenish its source.
愛不會憑空消逝，它逝去是因為我們不懂得如何為它補充燃料。
04. If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
要得到愛就得付出愛并使自己可愛。
05. Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
基于美貌的愛會像美貌一樣易逝。
06. A successful marriage requires falling in love manytimes, always with the same person.
成功的婚姻需要多次墜入情網(wǎng)，但要始終鐘情于同一人。
07. Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.
愛情是理想的事情，婚姻是現(xiàn)實的事情。
08. To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
結(jié)婚就是將你的權(quán)利減半，將你的職責(zé)加倍。
09. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
愛情或許是盲目的，但給婚肯定能讓人睜開眼。
10. Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
愛情之悅只存片刻，愛情之痛終身永存。
11. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
愛之火是唯一不能投保的火險險種。
12. It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to
know each other to get divorced.
這并非罕見：稍微相識一些就可能結(jié)婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會離婚。
13. Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of"Ring" –-- engagement ring, wedding
ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.
婚姻需要男人購買4種 “ring” —— 訂婚ring，結(jié)婚ring， suffe-ring (苦難) 和
endu-ring (忍耐)。
14. Love the heart that hurts you ,butnever hurt the heart that loves you.
愛傷你之心，勿傷愛你之心。
15. Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret.
當(dāng)愛情一旦失去神秘，愛情就失去了它的樂趣。
16. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends in a teardrop.
愛情以微笑開始，在親吻中成長，而逝于淚水。
17. Marriage may be about love, but divorce is a business.
結(jié)婚也許因為是愛，而離婚則是一筆買賣。
18. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
愛情是一場長長甜甜的夢，而婚姻是鬧鐘。
19. It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
有過愛并失去了比從未愛過要好。
20. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy
with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
要想與一個男人幸福你要懂他多一點，愛他少一點；要想與一個女人幸福你要愛她多一
點，不必什么都懂她。
21. Twosecrets to keep your marriage brimming: Whenever you're wrong, admit it. Whenever
you're right, shut up. —Nash
保持婚姻幸福的兩大秘密是：一旦錯了，立刻承認；一旦對了，立刻閉嘴。
22. An archeologist is the best husband a woman canhave; the older she gets the more
interested he is in her.
一個女人最好的丈夫莫過于是位考古學(xué)家，因為她越衰老他就對她越感興趣。
23. Marriage isn't a word; it's a sentence.
婚姻不是一個詞語；它是一種判決。 （雙關(guān)語：sentence 句子；判決）
24. Marriageis an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman
getsher master's.
婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男Socrates人會失去學(xué)士學(xué)位，而女人會獲得碩士學(xué)位。
（雙關(guān)語：bachelor單身漢；學(xué)士 master 征服者；碩士）
26. Do you love me because I'm beautiful oram I beautiful because you love me？
是因為我漂亮你才愛我，還是因為你愛我我才漂亮。
27. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides ofa coin; they just can't face each
other, but still they stay together.
結(jié)婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面；他們就是沒法面對自己的另一半，卻
仍然待在一起。
28.28. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking forward together in the
same direction.
愛情并不在彼此目視，而在于朝著共同目標(biāo)向前看。
29. 29. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy(enviously) "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
一個男人驕傲地說：“我老婆是天使”。
另一個男人羨慕地說：“你真走運，我的那個還活著?！?/span>
30.30. The single comprehend, be in love is an error, break up is awakening, get married is
mistake, divorce is disillusion, re-marry is bigotry, have no lovers is a discard, lover
many is an animal.
單身是領(lǐng)悟，戀愛是失誤，分手是覺悟，結(jié)婚是錯誤，離婚是醒悟，再婚是執(zhí)迷不
悟，沒有情人是廢物，情人多了是動物。
有時候最熾熱的愛，結(jié)局卻是最冰冷的。
33. Don’t cry for a man who left you, thenext one may fall for your smile.
不要為離開你的人哭泣，下一個人會被你的微笑傾倒。
34. 34. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand andbefore marriage. It is love.
After marriage is self-defense.
他們說：男人緊握女人的手，在婚前那是愛，在婚后那是自衛(wèi)。
35. An old man who marries a young wifegrows younger — but she grows older.
一個年老的男人娶年輕的妻子會變年輕 —— 但他妻子卻會變老。
36. 36. If you have love in your life, it can make up for agreat many things you lack. If you
do not have it, no matter what else thereis, it is not enough.
如果你的生命中有愛，它可以彌補你許多缺失的東西。如果你的生命中沒有愛，
不管你擁有什么東西, 它永遠是不夠的。
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