How Old Am I?
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Judy, a friend of mine, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, he replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell him his reward, he stops her by saying ...
"Wow, hold on there sweety!" he interrupted, "I haven't added them up yet!"
Golden Sayings:
1、The only secret a woman can keep is that of her age.
女人特愛說(shuō)話(除了年齡什么都說(shuō))
2、The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse(手提袋).
美女微微笑，錢包快空掉(shopping therapy)
3、Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
婚前好好選，婚后半閉眸 要睜一只眼閉一只眼，
4、To marry a woman for her beauty is like buying a house for its paint.
娶妻憑美貌，猶如買屋配涂料
5、Beauty, unaccompanied by virtue, is as a flower without perfume(香水，香味).
美而無(wú)德猶比花之無(wú)香
6、In the election of a wife, as in a project of war, to err but once is to be undone forever.
擇妻如決戰(zhàn)，一著不慎，滿盤皆輸
7、It's a good horse that never stumbles, a good wife that never grumbles(抱怨、嘟囔).
良馬也有失蹄時(shí)，賢妻也有抱怨日
8、A poor man who takes a rich wife has a ruler, not a wife.
9、The sweetest thing in life is the welcome of a wife.
10、A true marriage is one soul in two bodies.
11、A happy marriage is known in the day of adversity.
12、All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.
13、He who does not honor his wife, dishonors himself.
