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1. Brushing your teeth in the shower.

邊沖澡邊刷牙。

The holy grail of any lazy person’s morning (or afternoon depending on what time you wake up).

簡(jiǎn)直是懶人們?cè)缟掀鸫驳氖ケ。。ㄒ部赡苁窍挛?，取決于你起床的時(shí)間）

2. Only wearing one color of sock.

只穿一種顏色的襪子。

Because fuck matching.

因?yàn)橐m子也要配色很煩啊！

3. Using dry shampoo.

使用干洗發(fā)劑洗頭發(fā)。

It’s not gross, it’s the greatest invention in hair history.

一點(diǎn)都不惡心！這是發(fā)型史上最偉大的發(fā)明。

4. Owning more pairs of underwear than days of the year.

擁有的內(nèi)褲數(shù)量比一年365天還多。

The fruitful consequence of abstaining from laundry as long as possible.

這樣做最大的好處是：想多久不洗衣服都可以啦～

5. Perfecting this maneuver

狂練“腳夾”能力。

You live by the motto “if you can’t reach it, you don’t need it.”

你的人生格言是：“夠不到的東西都用不著”。

6. Wearing Uggs

穿雪地靴。

Before harshly judging someone for this unfortunate fashion choice, stop to think that they might just be lazy beyond belief, just like you!

先別急著草率地判斷別人的選擇不夠時(shí)尚，他們其實(shí)就是一群懶得令人發(fā)指的人，就像你一樣。

7. Investing in a pair of raw denim jeans.

花錢買一條純色的斜紋粗布牛仔褲。

The directions SAY not to wash them, OK??

洗滌指南都說(shuō)不用洗了，好嗎！

8. Sleeping in the shirt you wore that day.

第二天要穿那件衣服，晚上就穿著它睡覺(jué)。

Bedtime ritual: take off pants. The end.

睡前流程：脫掉長(zhǎng)褲，搞定！

9. Rolling instead of walking.

懶得走？那就去買把帶輪子的轉(zhuǎn)椅吧！

If you have a rolly chair in your office, you know what I’m talking about.

如果你的辦公室有轉(zhuǎn)椅，你就懂我的意思了。

10. Eating over the sink so that no plates are involved.

吃東西不想洗盤子？那就在水槽邊上吃吧。

11. Eating the stickers on fruit because you’re too lazy to peel them off.

把水果上貼的標(biāo)簽也一起吃了，因?yàn)槟銓?shí)在懶得剝。

Get this — THEY’RE EDIBLE.

新技能get了沒(méi)：這些標(biāo)簽也是可食用的哦。

12. Buying weird gadgets that let you do everything lying down.

去淘一些可以讓你躺著做事的小玩意兒。