我把我整個(gè)靈魂都給了你
連同它的怪癖，耍小脾氣，忽明忽暗
一千八百種壞毛病
▌I love you in a way that's nauseating to others.
我愛你愛得別人都覺得惡心。
▌I would hold in my farts for you.
為了你，放屁我也忍著。
▌I love you enough to never cook for you.
我愛你愛到從不敢讓你試試我的廚藝。
▌My feelings for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow.
我對你的愛就像停車場的雪，久久不化又骯臟。
▌I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.
我不敢相信我是多么不嫌棄你。
▌I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
我太愛你了，甚至都會給你打電話。
▌You're the one I want to spend the rest of my life rehashing the same unresolved argument with.
你就是那個(gè)我想用余生一直吵個(gè)沒完沒了的人。
▌We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you.
要不是因?yàn)槟?，我們會是對正常眷侶。
▌I wanna do boring things with you.
我想和你一起做各種無聊的事情。
▌I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.
我希望我倆互相捉弄、永不厭倦。
▌I want to spend all of my nonexistent free time with you.
我有時(shí)間就要和你在一起，沒有時(shí)間也要有。
▌You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
你讓我比看著鬧鐘還有兩個(gè)小時(shí)能睡時(shí)更快樂。
▌Your face, I like that shit.
你的臉，我真是愛屎了。
▌I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
欠你的情債，我想要用余生來還清。
▌I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.
我想和你一起慢慢變老，直到我們難辨雌雄。
▌Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
與你在一起就像中了彩票，但沒有錢。
▌I love you enough to pretend I love you all the time.
我對你的愛足以讓我假裝一輩子愛你。
▌I love you so much that I would tell you if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.
我實(shí)在是太愛你了，如果我把你牙刷扔馬桶里了，我會告訴你的。
▌Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.Then I remember, oh, I put up with you.So we're even.
有時(shí)我好奇你怎么能忍受我的，然后我想起來我也在忍你。所以我們扯平了。
這些圖片來自于Someecards。Someecards發(fā)起于2006年，是一個(gè)獨(dú)一無二的有聲電子賀卡網(wǎng)站，現(xiàn)已長為互聯(lián)網(wǎng)中分享最廣的幽默品牌。
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