女人到了40歲，對(duì)男人死心才能活明白？【轉(zhuǎn)】
這是美國(guó)CBS 60 Minutes（六十分鐘）主持人 Andy Rooney 對(duì)40歲以上的女人的看法：
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons. Why?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, “What are you thinking?”
She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around you whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forth right and honest.
They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
隨著年齡增長(zhǎng)，我越來(lái)越珍惜40歲以上的女人。
以下是些原因，為什么呢？
40歲以上的女人不會(huì)在半夜把你吵醒，然后問(wèn)你：你在想什么？
她才不在乎你在想什么。
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會(huì)坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
她會(huì)去做她想做的、且實(shí)際上更有趣的事情。
40歲以上的女人穩(wěn)重自持。
不會(huì)在歌劇院或高級(jí)餐廳里跟你大呼小叫。
當(dāng)然，如果你罪有應(yīng)得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺(jué)地一槍把你給斃了。
熟女不吝于贊美，不管是不是實(shí)至名歸。
因?yàn)樗齻冇H身體驗(yàn)過(guò)被忽略的滋味。
女人越老越通靈。
你永遠(yuǎn)不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔。
只要能夠?qū)Π櫦y視而不見(jiàn)，40歲以上的女人遠(yuǎn)比年輕美眉性感。
熟女直接又誠(chéng)實(shí)。
如果你是蠢蛋，她們會(huì)馬上叫你滾蛋。
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。
40歲以上的女人有很多優(yōu)點(diǎn)。
不幸地，這并不互惠。（40歲以上的男人呢？）
相對(duì)于每一個(gè)性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，就有一個(gè)禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調(diào)情。
女士們，請(qǐng)容許我在這幫你們說(shuō)句公道話：“那些說(shuō)只想喝免費(fèi)的牛奶而不愿買頭母牛回家的男人實(shí)在是太搞不清楚狀況了！今天有80%的女人寧愿不結(jié)婚。為什呢？因?yàn)樗齻兘K于發(fā)現(xiàn)不需要為了一根香腸買回整只豬！”
